Have you ever done something and before you did it you told yourself you shouldn't. And even as you are starting to do it, you knew you shouldn't be, but it's like your body just takes over and you have no idea you're even doing said deed until it's done; it's too late.
If you said no, you're lying.
It's kind of like driving on a long trip and you've gone 100 miles and don't even know how you got there; you have no memory of the scenery or the music on the radio.
One of these instances was painfully real for me Saturday evening. And afterwards, my face looked like the guy's at the top.
I won't go into details for fear of total humiliation. Only two people know exactly what I did and have seen the evidence, and they are my hubby, and my SIL, Dawn, and THEIR LIPS ARE SEALED (do you hear me, McH and D?)!
To satisfy your curiosity, I have decided to sum up the event in HAIKU. Oh, don't pretend you don't know what it is. Remember, 5-7-5? K, here goes.
With scissors in hand
bangs look like I'm five years old
Can you make them grow?