Monday, January 24, 2011

Look, Ma! No Hands!

I've been meaning to blog about this for a week or so, but just haven't gotten around to it.  Friday, the 14th, I had a doctor's appointment in Lubbock and my parents were here to go with us.  Of course, we have at least 1, if not 2 potty stops along the way, and one of them is in Matador at a Shell station owned and operated by women (read: they have a GREAT restroom). 

By the time we got there, I was in pretty dire straits and eager to get inside.  I was also ready to get out of the car and stretch my back which by this time was already getting sore.

So, Mom and I head to the bathroom and are both standing at the sink washing our hands and talking nonchalantly.  Mindlessly, I leaned forward with my elbows on the sink to stretch my back out and all of a sudden, I hear this loud, mechanical sound.

We both turn around and realize I had triggered the hands-free, motion-activated dispenser.

Just picture it:   A very large and in charge pregnant girl, just trying to get some relief for her aching back and not quite used to the ba-donk-a-donk rear end she has developed or it's potential power.

It's a good thing I had just gone to the restroom because Mom and I laughed so hard we both were crying.

One of the owners then came out of the third stall and we explained what had happened and she joined in our giggles.

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  1. chuckle, chuckle...that's AWESOME!!!!! You may not be used to the badonk a donk's powers...but I am...sad to say :( haha!

  2. Cute story! I hope you're doing well. :)

  3. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - you made me laugh out loud. I can just see you and your Mom standing their laughing too. Thanks for the great smile!


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